This has been a long time coming, but due to an upcoming Travel Conference workshop, I was finally pressed to submit an article for analysis by a professional travel writer. Much to my surprise, I was not intimidated this time when confronted with exposing my writing skills to scrutiny. In the past, such an activity would have brought on considerable anxiety. Perhaps it was quelled by how naturally the article flowed onto the pages given my passion and conviction for the subject matter.
The following piece will be under scrutiny at the end of June 2019. If all goes well, I may submit it to some publications. The most important thing is that I have finally written a proper article as opposed to just another blog entry. No doubt, some of my blogging has bordered on the journalistic, but it feels good to have written a fully fleshed-out article with serious intent.
A NIGHT AT THE WALLED OFF
by John Hollister
There’s a hotel in the Palestinian zone of Bethlehem that’s the brainchild of an anonymous, British street-artist named Banksy. The Walled Off Hotel is a masterpiece, and the name is a play on words meant to imply the elegance of the Waldorf Astoria in New York City. However, instead of facing Park Avenue, it claims the worst view on Earth that of the graffiti-laden, separation-wall courtesy of the Israeli government. This hideous divider essentially turns the Palestinians into prisoners in their own land.
Upon arrival, you’re greeted by a chimpanzee bellman grasping a valise with clothes spilling onto the sidewalk. This comical sculpture is a conceptual art piece in the same humorous spirit that comprises the whole property. A real doorman then guides you into a lobby that bears an unmistakable resemblance to a formal English gentleman’s club filled with priceless Banksy artworks. There’s a baby grand piano that plays live performances remotely from all over the world as you enjoy high tea or cocktails. The Walled Off is an amusement park for art lovers who wish to experience more than just a good nights sleep.
You’ll find a museum dedicated to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as well as an art gallery featuring works by Palestinian artists. There’s a Wall-Mart with everything you’ll need to spray paint your own creation upon the wall. After being greeted by, Amanda, a dark-eyed beauty in a period jacket, I was given my room key and shown to a bookcase. She then directed me to wave the wall-section fob over the breasts of a small statue, unlocking the case to gain access to the upper floor. You feel as if you’re entering a latter-day speakeasy. The deluxe guest rooms are offered at around $250 per night, but there is a military-style bunkhouse that accommodates six and is extremely comfortable at $60 per bed. The rooms all feature Banksy’s artworks. Every employee is Palestinian, and it became clear that each of them was a de facto ambassador for their country. The plight of their people is beautifully expressed in the on-site museum and on a walking tour that is easily arranged at the front desk for a small fee.
My tour guide, Marwan, led me on a journey of discovery that filled me with laughter, shock, and dismay. It began rather innocently walking the wall and viewing the copious street art that adorns it. Some were politically tragic and others downright hilarious. One depicted a huge Donald Trump hugging and kissing a guard tower. Banksy’s newest work can be found high upon the only section of the wall through which you can see any daylight. There he had strategically placed two angels with a crowbar trying to pry it apart at the gap.
We followed a path around the guard tower past a large, metal, sliding gate. This is where soldiers have been known to charge out to quash demonstrations. Why bother I wondered, since the wall is double the height of the Berlin Wall? These people could in no way pose any real threat. Atop the wall next to the gate was an odd fixture. It turns out that it sprays toxic chemicals onto crowds to clear the space for an impending siege. The gate then rolls open, the troops exit, and deploy tear gas and rubber bullets which can be fatal if fired at close range.
As we strolled past, the ground was littered with spent cartridges and rubber bullets. Being an American, I was disturbed by the fact that the cartridges were emblazoned with “MADE IN USA.” It turns out Israel earns a lot of money testing and selling our crowd-control products. Turning a corner, there was a graveyard, framed by that monstrosity of a wall. Marwan’s departed family members were buried here. The area was strewn with empty cans, plastic bottles, and miscellaneous trash that had been tossed down from the guard tower. A discarded, urine-filled two-liter bottle caught my eye. Marwan said this particular insult to injury was a regular practice perpetrated by the Israelis.
Leaving the graveyard, we passed countless shops that were closed because the wall had prevented the flow of commerce, and arrived at an archway supporting a giant metal key. Marwan explained that it was a profound symbol for the Palestinian people who were driven from their homes by Jewish settlers. When this happened, they would take their house keys with them as a promise that they would one day return. It turns out the key atop the archway leading to the refugee camp is the world’s heaviest. After the residents applied to the Guinness Book of Records, they were turned down because it was deemed too political for the publication. These poor Palestinians can’t ever seem to catch a break! A gift shop nearby was owned by a former engineer who now has to make a living from jewelry fashioned from spent tear-gas canisters.
Our last stop was the refugee camp, which is comprised of buildings with too many people living in cramped quarters featuring paper-thin walls. Muslim women being very modest can’t even comfortably have proper relations with their husbands under these conditions. The scene ironically harkens back to the days of the Warsaw Ghetto where the Jews were once sequestered and isolated by their oppressors.
Emotionally spent upon returning to the hotel, I paid Wall-Mart a visit to make my mark on the oppressive barrier. The result was simply the word “Imagine.” My experiences here will not be forgotten, and the people of the Walled Off can rest assured that their message will be carried with me past these walls and throughout the world.
After hearing both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it’s become clear to me that this conundrum has very little chance of resulting in any kind of lasting peace. It is difficult to truly enjoy traveling through a region scarred by endless apartheid walls and scattered everywhere with soldiers bearing automatic weapons.